Kumpulan Rayuan Gombal

Aku tidak minta bintang atau bulan kepadamu.
Cukup temani aku selamanya di bawah cahayanya.

Kamu punya profesi jadi pencuri ya?
Abisnya kamu mencuri hatiku sih!

+ Kamu tau apa yang sedang aku pikirkan saat ini?
- Tidak. Apa?
+ Kamu.

+ Kamu pasti pengrajin sendok.
- Emang kenapa?
+ Karena kamu selalu mengaduk-aduk perasaanku.

Kalau rumahmu kebakaran, telpon pemadam kebakaran.
Kalau kamu kecurian, telponlah polisi.
Tapi kalau kamu kesepian, telponlah saya.

+ Sakit nggak waktu kamu jatuh?
- Jatuh? kapan?
+ Waktu kamu jatuh dari langit ke dalam hatiku.

+ Aku didiagnosa sakit jantung.
- Hah! Kok bisa?
+ Iya. Jantungku selalu berdegup kencang bila dekat denganmu.

+ Kamu pasti kuliah di seni pahat ya?
- Nggak. Emang kenapa?
+ Soalnya kamu pintar sekali memahat namamu di hatiku.

+ Ibu kamu pasti tukang bantal ya?
- Emang kenapa?
+ Kalo deket denganmu aku selalu merasa nyaman.

+ Bapak kamu pasti seorang astronot.
- Bukan. Emang kenapa?
+ Soalnya aku melihat banyak bintang di matamu.

+ Kamu nggak capek bolak-balik terus?
- Bolak-balik gimana maksudmu?
+ Bolak-balik dalam pikiranku.

+ Kamu pasti selalu malas cuci piring.
- Enak aja!
+ Soalnya tanganmu halus sekali.

+ Kamu punya kunci apa aja sih?
- Kunci rumah, kunci mobil, kunci lemari. Emang ada apa?
+ Punya nggak kunci untuk membuka hatimu kepadaku?

+ Kakekmu pasti penambang ya?
_ Hus.. Jangan sembarangan ngomong.
+ Soalnya banyak berlian di matamu.

+ Setiap malam aku berjalan-jalan di suatu tempat. Kamu tau di mana itu?
- Di mana?
+ Di hatimu.

+ Kamu tau berapa kali kamu datang dalam pikiranku?
- Tidak.
+ Hanya sekali.
- Hanya sekali doang?
+ Ya. Sebab kamu tidak pernah pergi lagi dari pikiranku.

Update rayuan gombal selengkapnya dapat Anda temukan di Gombalan.com.


Kata kunci: rayuan gombal, kumpulan rayuan gombal, www Rayuan gombal com, www rayuan gombal, rayuan gombal com, rayuangombal, www rayuangombal com, rayuan gombal bapak kamu, rayuan gombal keren, gombal rayuan

Comments

  1. By gombal

    Reply

    • By fahri

      Reply

    • By fahri

      Reply

  2. Reply

    • By farhan

      Reply

  3. By andre

    Reply

  4. By yudha

    Reply

  5. By zinedine syafiq yahya

    Reply

    • By alwan dihan

      Reply

  6. By yanyan

    Reply

  7. By kang mas gotha

    Reply

  8. By robby tine

    Reply

    • By adam

      Reply

  9. By robby tine

    Reply

  10. By muse konaichy

    Reply

  11. By rani heliza

    Reply

    • By yufy

      Reply

  12. By fauzi

    Reply

  13. By nava

    Reply

    • By dheaa

      Reply

      • By diaz

        Reply

  14. By aulia krisna

    Reply

  15. By echo

    Reply

    • By irwan

      Reply

  16. By HERY

    Reply

  17. By jiunt

    Reply

  18. By alex

    Reply

    • By KIDZZ

      Reply

  19. By BAGUS GOMBAL GEMBEL

    Reply

  20. By Mj' Mraz ChoiMinho

    Reply

  21. By tino

    Reply

  22. By aryoga

    Reply

  23. By aLdi

    Reply

  24. By Minth

    Reply

  25. By PASCALEXANDER

    Reply

  26. By ardan

    Reply

  27. By deninate

    Reply

  28. By anggun payitno

    Reply

    • By aditya

      Reply

  29. By anggun prayitno

    Reply

  30. By citra ayuning dewi

    Reply

    • By aditya

      Reply

  31. By otniel

    Reply

  32. By otniel

    Reply

  33. By anDre

    Reply

  34. By riyan

    Reply

  35. By sandi_fahlewi

    Reply

  36. By gerry fadliansyah............

    Reply

  37. By rian

    Reply

  38. By rasta ivan

    Reply

  39. By karyo

    Reply

  40. By bdw

    Reply

  41. By tasya putry

    Reply

  42. By devina

    Reply

  43. By devina

    Reply

  44. By aldy

    Reply

  45. By doni felandro

    Reply

    • By aditya

      Reply

  46. By faskal septian bxr 15

    Reply

  47. By Giovani'zaenal ariefin

    Reply

  48. By rude

    Reply

  49. By ferdy

    Reply

  50. By agung

    Reply

  51. By ridwan adi.

    Reply

  52. By fadil

    Reply

  53. By sania sungkar

    Reply

  54. By Reza SeventySevenfold

    Reply

  55. By Sity Nursy'adah

    Reply

  56. By ebyy attoy

    Reply

    • By desii aprilia

      Reply

  57. By denny kurniawan

    Reply

  58. By ana apriyani

    Reply

  59. By orang aring

    Reply

  60. By luthfan w

    Reply

  61. By tonysatria

    Reply

  62. By Faskal chayank Adel

    Reply

  63. By irwan

    Reply

  64. By Richard

    Reply

  65. By Adham

    Reply

  66. By adhie

    Reply

  67. By wanto o

    Reply

  68. By bom2 wong tanjakan cilikkkkkkkk

    Reply

  69. By Williams

    Reply

  70. By IKHSAN

    Reply

  71. By agus

    Reply

  72. By edi

    Reply

  73. By achiil

    Reply

  74. By mimil

    Reply

  75. By Phin

    Reply

  76. By emje

    Reply

  77. By Rifki raizend

    Reply

  78. By Lesmana Sanders

    Reply

  79. By blekok

    Reply

  80. By vendy

    Reply

  81. By dina hablil

    Reply

  82. By revin

    Reply

  83. By ubey

    Reply

  84. By fachri gunawan

    Reply

  85. By alan

    Reply

  86. By ridwan

    Reply

  87. By inunk banget wess

    Reply

  88. By DiRga_pungkas

    Reply

  89. By fay (..........)

    Reply

  90. By fauzi

    Reply

  91. By fauzi nak K2D

    Reply

  92. By fauzi nak K2D

    Reply

  93. By agunk

    Reply

  94. By Alifah

    Reply

  95. By Taukids

    Reply

  96. By I gusti wirautama pratama

    Reply

  97. By laurendaniel

    Reply

  98. By ega

    Reply

  99. By galih amboro wisnu

    Reply

  100. By silvia

    Reply

  101. By raffy elfrance

    Reply

  102. By Cowok misterius

    Reply

  103. By fiekie gombal,,,,

    Reply

  104. By michal wanto

    Reply

  105. By m jodi

    Reply

  106. By rhu balax slankers priangan

    Reply

  107. By ibnu oki

    Reply

  108. By Dandi anggara`

    Reply

  109. By Dandi anggara`

    Reply

  110. By Dandi anggara`

    Reply

  111. By indrie memey clotack's

    Reply

  112. By gusty

    Reply

  113. By Irahman

    Reply

  114. By nicholascuan

    Reply

  115. By Nikola Pradipta

    Reply

  116. By Afdhal Edwardo

    Reply

  117. By Aulia Fadlika Muslim

    Reply

  118. By rosma che bwell

    Reply

  119. By Riry Hanum

    Reply

  120. By dian purwanti

    Reply

  121. By dian purwanti

    Reply

  122. By dian purwanti

    Reply

  123. By dian purwanti

    Reply

  124. By acong

    Reply

  125. By Eno Darx Coolzz

    Reply

  126. By Eno Darx Coolzz

    Reply

  127. By chindy nadiah

    Reply

  128. By andini larasati vassely

    Reply

  129. By selvia dwi ananda

    Reply

  130. By Nouna nidha

    Reply

  131. By ryanbotak

    Reply

  132. By suga

    Reply

  133. By Pencari Cinta

    Reply

  134. By Sidik

    Reply

  135. By adam

    Reply

  136. By Viony

    Reply

  137. By Adi si unyung

    Reply

  138. By ardian triadi

    Reply

  139. By ardian triadi

    Reply

  140. By nicholas

    Reply

  141. By yupiter

    Reply

  142. By ummi khoirunnisa

    Reply

  143. By yanto

    Reply

  144. By Yanto Harus Successf

    Reply

  145. By sito

    Reply

  146. By sito

    Reply

  147. By Dian

    Reply

  148. By Frizko Giwell

    Reply

  149. By andri

    Reply

  150. By ghaisani

    Reply

  151. By HANA

    Reply

  152. By HANA

    Reply

  153. By citra

    Reply

    • By andry

      Reply

  154. By robiatul sihombing

    Reply

  155. By robiatul sihombing

    Reply

    • By Dian Mayasari

      Reply

  156. By fifie

    Reply

  157. By zaka

    Reply

  158. By hery

    Reply

  159. By sayyid

    Reply

  160. Reply

  161. By Nidha

    Reply

  162. By dian

    Reply

  163. By aminien IX G

    Reply

  164. By agung novianto

    Reply

  165. By ali wekwek

    Reply

  166. By dhenhu

    Reply

  167. By ali lutfi kacep

    Reply

  168. By rikha

    Reply

  169. By moelyadie

    Reply

  170. By ozan'z 035

    Reply

  171. By opet"z zerdadu PaZaL

    Reply

  172. By H2n5

    Reply

    • By H2n5

      Reply

      • By H2n5

        Reply

        • By H2n5

          Reply

          • By H2n5

  173. By bebotoh

    Reply

  174. By bebotoh

    Reply

  175. By VERRI

    Reply

  176. By LIBRA

    Reply

  177. By dede giana (selin)

    Reply

  178. By rudy

    Reply

  179. By Anthy Loverz

    Reply

  180. By Awang

    Reply

  181. By maulana x-frien's c2p

    Reply

  182. By Roby Anggara

    Reply

  183. By Roby Anggara

    Reply

  184. By [GarenK]-Generasi Arek Ngebrak

    Reply

  185. By Handika Putra

    Reply

  186. By AnNam yoki kluang

    Reply

  187. By fitri

    Reply

  188. By afifah noer sagita

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Must Readclose